Excuse # 7 - I didn't know the speed limit

Top 10 excuses for speeding

Excuse # 6 - I'm indecisive

Chronically indecisive?

Need a place to turn?

Go to Hunch.com

Now you have no excuse for being indecisive!

How making excuses is wrong

I once worked for a manager who said that if you have to make excuses then something is wrong.

Turns out, he may have been right.

http://www.personal-development.com/chuck/excuses.htm

Excuse # 5 - I'm a better parent when I don't have to be one

I wonder how his ex-wife truly feels about this...

http://v1.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090428.wpodfacts0428/BNStory/lifeMain/

Excuse # 4 - McDonalds made me fat

Teenagers Suit says McDonalds made them obese

This lawsuit was eventually dismissed in 2003 but revived in 2005.

When will people take responsibility for their own actions?

Excuse # 3 - Everyone else is doing it

Popular excuses for cheating

Excuse # 2 - Philip Morris made him do it

He thought it was cool.

He didn't know it wasn't.

He couldn't quit.

What's a person to do?

Blame Philip Morris

http://www.berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2001-05-18/article/4997?headline=Cancer-striken-man-sues-Philip-Morris-Inc

Excuse # 1 - Post adoption depression

Have you adopted a child recently? Don't like them anymore? Need an excuse to get rid of them?

Then self-diagnose yourself on the internet with 'post-adoption depression' like this person did.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/family-and-relationships/these-boys-deserve-so-much-more-than-i-can-give-them/article1174325/


"The depression has lifted since the adoption was disolved a month ago"

Problem solved!